dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

(Source: l1berum)

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby)

richardarmitge:

she was a girl

he was a boy

can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

drkarayua:

mishasubi:

i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.

THIS^^

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

idjitlovespie:

“His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.” - Misha Collins

[Part 1], [Part 2]

(Source: s-pock)

(Source: findourselvesinsiberia)

696skye:

apple-str1der:

alan-ashby-is-my-ginger-princess:

letmelickyournipples:

i dont understand why youd want this

This is sickening

im going to throw up

omg what in the fuck!!!

kyleethecatlady:

aww :’)